Devious Maids Season 1 Quotes
You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?
Adrian
Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?
Evelyn
You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.
Marisol
Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.
Genevieve
If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?
Genevieve
Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.
Genevieve
It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.
Genevieve
Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.
I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.
Genevieve
Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.
You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.
Carmen
Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.
