Dexter

Dexter "If I Had a Hammer" Quotes

Deb: I don't wanna step on my d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Laguerta: Take care of personal stuff, Dexter. Take very good care.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laguerta: You hate sitting behind a desk.
Angel: But I love being with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: Camouflage is nature's craftiest trick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rita: I need a partner, Dexter. Someone I can trust. Unless you can be completely honest with me, I don't want to do this anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

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