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Dexter

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

Vince

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

Dexter

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

I really do need to stab something.

Dexter

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

Dexter

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Dexter

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Dexter
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