Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Dexter

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

Dexter Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Dexter

Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Dexter