Dexter "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Quotes
Dexter: In the land of predators, a lion never fears the jackal.
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Dexter: (voice over) It seems ironic that I, an expert on human dismemberment, have to pay $800 to have myself virtually dissected.
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Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
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Dexter: (voice over) This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
Yoga teacher: Now let's go into a little free form yoga. Just let yourself dance.
Dexter: (voice over) I was wrong. This is.
Yoga teacher: See the dust dancing against the sunlight. Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust Dexter.
Dexter: (In his head) I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened.
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Total Quotes: 4
