In the land of predators, a lion never fears the jackal.

Dexter

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• Added: November 21, 2008

(voice over) It seems ironic that I, an expert on human dismemberment, have to pay $800 to have myself virtually dissected.

Dexter

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• Added: November 21, 2008

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

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• Added: October 16, 2008

Dexter: (voice over) This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
Yoga teacher: Now let's go into a little free form yoga. Just let yourself dance.
Dexter: (voice over) I was wrong. This is.
Yoga teacher: See the dust dancing against the sunlight. Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust Dexter.
Dexter: (In his head) I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened.

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• Added: October 16, 2008