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Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
Dexter: (voice over) Actually it's two.
Lundy: Actually it's two.

Mack: So gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, ate my puppy.

Mack: (hands Dexter two tranquilizer guns) So which will it be?
Dexter: Both.
Mack: Excellent.

Gabriel: I've been boxing since I was ten.
Deb: Tough neighborhood?
Gabriel: Tough family. And those are just my sisters.

(to Rudy) Rest in peace. I am.

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