I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.

Lumen [on Vince]

If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.

S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Deb

He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.

Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'

Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?

Deb

Dexter Quotes

The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me.

Dexter Morgan

I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really really do.

Dexter Morgan