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Dexter

I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.

Lumen [on Vince]

If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.

S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Deb

He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.

Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'

Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?

Deb
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Dexter Quotes

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend - All part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.

Dexter Morgan

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan
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