Dexter

Dexter Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 6: "Everything Is Illumenated"

Dexter: Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Deb: Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lumen: Why do you have that in your purse?
Dexter: It's not a purse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I can't get revenge for Rita's death, but I can help Lumen avenge what was done to her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 5: "First Blood"

Masuka: We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deb [to Masuka]: Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: Not even a year old you're already destroying evidence...and having to flee the scene of the crime.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Harry's right. I have to convince Lumen to do what I never could: to move on.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter [on Harrison]: I want to believe that smile, that watching your mother die hasn't changed you the way that watching mine changed me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 4: "Beauty And The Beast"

Dexter: If I can get the crotchety, judgmental babysitter from Ireland to trust me, why not you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: Ten months old and you've had your first cigarette. Sorry about that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: The babysitter doesn't trust me because of the lies; Lumen doesn't trust me because of the truth, there must be a name for that. Oh, right, Dexter Morgan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masuka: He's got daddy's eyes.
Batista:... and your penis size.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: What's your plan here? Nurse her back to health so she can go to the police? If she gives the cops enough to track you down then everything falls apart. Harrison grows up visiting you on death row.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 3: "Practically Perfect"

Dexter: No church bells. No Hallelujah chorus. Nothing feels different. If anything, I'm emptier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fowler: Who are you?
Dexter: Just a fellow traveler who also likes to pick up dead animals.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masuka : Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?
 • Rating: Unrated

Masuka: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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