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Season 3, Episode 6: "Sì Se Puede"

Dexter: My dad used to say "be careful what you think you know about someone; you're probably wrong."
Miguel: Smart man.
Dexter: Sometimes.
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Season 3, Episode 5: "Turning Biminese"

Dexter: (voice over) There are many ways to stop the heart, electric shock, bad diet, sever the aorta, my personal favorite, but to start one beating, this is a first.
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Season 3, Episode 4: "All in the Family"

Dexter: (voice-over) Role playing; such an important part of growing up. When we were kids whatever role Deb assigned me, evil monster, treacherous Nazi, horrible alien, I played them to perfection.
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Rita: Being a father and being a husband are two very different things.
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Dexter: (voice over) Real. How do you show someone real love when you don't even know what it feels like?
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Dexter: (Voice over)To be a brother. To have a friend. To have a wife, a family. Fiona wanted it so bad she invented it, played all the parts herself. But if you play a role long enough, really commit, does it ever become real? Could I become real?...
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Masuka: Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.
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Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Dexter: In the land of predators, a lion never fears the jackal.
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Dexter: (voice over) It seems ironic that I, an expert on human dismemberment, have to pay $800 to have myself virtually dissected.
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Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
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