Dexter
Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4, Episode 1: "Living The Dream"

Dexter: The perfect husband would have gotten rid of his old apartment. But I kill people. Not exactly the perfect husband.
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Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?
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Dexter: My dark passenger is like a trapped coal miner, always tapping; always letting me know it's in there, still alive.
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Dexter: Trailer park. Kids, neighbors, more kids. Sounds like my world.
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Deb: When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.
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Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised d**k if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.
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Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.
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Rita: Car pools and swimming pools? How much are we living the dream?
Dexter: So much.
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Rita: If you don't get sleep, it won't be your keys that get lost. It'll be your mind.
Dexter: I love that years ago.
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Dexter: There's this cliche when serial killers are always described as quiet, kind of a loner... it's a cliche for a reason.
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