Season 4, Episode 1: "Living The Dream"
Dexter: Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 3, Episode 12: "Do You Take Dexter Morgan? "
Dexter: (voice over) "Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will..." Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dexter: Dexter: (voice over) What do I have to offer a child? Just... me. Demented daddy Dexter.
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Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.
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Season 3, Episode 11: "I Had a Dream"
Dexter: (voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.
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Miguel: They deserved it. I'm not like them.
Dexter: You are. Admit it.
Miguel: I'm like you.
Dexter: No. No, no, no, no. I know I'm a monster.
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Dexter: What did you say in your bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest.
Miguel: Friends forgive.
Dexter: But, I don't forgive you. And I don't get to have friends.
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Miguel: I accept you, Dexter. I accept you like a brother.
Dexter: I killed my brother. I killed yours, too.
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Season 3, Episode 10: "Go Your Own Way"
Masuka: I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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