Dexter
Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3, Episode 10: "Go Your Own Way"

Miguel: I am the last person you wanna f**k with because I will f**k you back in ways you never even imagine!
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Dexter: Option two - get him the hell out of my life. But it's not that simple, He taught me how to golf; I taught him how to kill.
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Dexter: Wow, I didn't get it before, Miguel, but you can't be reasoned with, guilted, controlled. This whole back and forth game for leverage is pointless.
Miguel: That's right. I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. Count on it!
Dexter: I will.
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Miguel: You think this is funny?
Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out.
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Season 3, Episode 9: "About Last Night"

Dexter: (voice over) Today I keep up the pretense. But soon, maybe tomorrow, Miguel will know exactly how I feel. Because finally there's an emotion I don't have to fake. Today I feel something real.
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Dexter: (voice over) It's not Freebo's blood. It's not even human. It's bovine, cow's blood. He's been using me the whole time. I didn't create a monster, I was used by one. He... used... me.
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Miguel: Dex, this is the nature of a real friendship. We're gonna disagree, and when we do, we just go our own ways.
Dexter: No, no more individual projects.
Miguel: Individuality is what makes America great, man.
Dexter: I don't think that's what our forefathers had in mind.
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Deb: (About King) Looks harmless, doesn't he?
Dexter: They usually do.
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Season 3, Episode 8: "The Damage A Man Can Do"

Deb: The wedding band has to match the engagement ring, so what does that look like?
Dexter: She said she didn't want one.
Deb: Oh my god, you just get dumber every day! How do you survive in this world? Of course she wants one!
Dexter: How am I supposed to know that?
Deb: You are such a Y-chromosome cliché! Just buy her a beautiful, romantic, 'I love you with all of my heart' f**king engagement ring. And Dex, size matters!
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Dexter: It's said that everything is connected to everything. The butterfly effect. You drop a pebble into a pond and the ripples radiate outwards touching and effecting everything. Until finally a fish grows arms and legs and crawls out of the water...and picks up a rock and smashes the next two fish over the head...and we have the first serial killer.
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