Dexter

Dexter Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Series Premiere"

Dexter Morgan: There's something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you're in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter Morgan: People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well, that's my burden, I guess.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dexter Morgan: Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I'm a very neat monster.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter Morgan: Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter Morgan: No blood. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood; no blood at all. Why hadn't I thought of that? No blood. What a beautiful idea!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Records Supervisor: You have a morbid sense of fun.
Dexter Morgan: That's probably true...
 • Rating: Unrated

Sergeant Doakes: You give me the f**king creeps, you know that Dexter?
Dexter Morgan: Yeah, I know, sorry about that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter Morgan: Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter Morgan: Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lt. Maria Laguerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there?
Dexter Morgan: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter Morgan: The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter Morgan: I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really really do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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