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Dexter

(voice over) "Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will..." Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.

Dexter: Dexter: (voice over) What do I have to offer a child? Just... me. Demented daddy Dexter.

Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.

(voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?

Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.

Miguel: They deserved it. I'm not like them.
Dexter: You are. Admit it.
Miguel: I'm like you.
Dexter: No. No, no, no, no. I know I'm a monster.

Dexter: What did you say in your bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest.
Miguel: Friends forgive.
Dexter: But, I don't forgive you. And I don't get to have friends.

Miguel: I accept you, Dexter. I accept you like a brother.
Dexter: I killed my brother. I killed yours, too.

(voice over) Today I keep up the pretense. But soon, maybe tomorrow, Miguel will know exactly how I feel. Because finally there's an emotion I don't have to fake. Today I feel something real.

(voice over) It's not Freebo's blood. It's not even human. It's bovine, cow's blood. He's been using me the whole time. I didn't create a monster, I was used by one. He... used... me.

Miguel: Dex, this is the nature of a real friendship. We're gonna disagree, and when we do, we just go our own ways.
Dexter: No, no more individual projects.
Miguel: Individuality is what makes America great, man.
Dexter: I don't think that's what our forefathers had in mind.

Deb: (About King) Looks harmless, doesn't he?
Dexter: They usually do.

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Dexter Season 3 Quotes

Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
Dexter: I didn't realize you were a Buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally Shinto.
Masuka: Are we? Oh, whatever. I borrowed this shit off my manicurist. I need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.
Dexter: 'Cause it did so much for Jesus?

Dexter: First you drained her of her self-respect and hope, and last Sunday you choked the life out of her.
Freebo: No. No, Sunday, I was getting high with Sherry..... or Kerry. She's a...she's a...she's a...
(Dexter shoves gauze in Freebo's mouth.)
Dexter: You seem uncertain. It's uncomfortable, isn't it? Just when you think you've answered all the questions, another one smacks you in the face. Life, life, life. Life is just like that. Which is why I prefer death.

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