Dexter

Dexter Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 12: "Do You Take Dexter Morgan? "

Dexter: (voice over) "Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will..." Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Dexter: (voice over) What do I have to offer a child? Just... me. Demented daddy Dexter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "I Had a Dream"

Dexter: (voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miguel: They deserved it. I'm not like them.
Dexter: You are. Admit it.
Miguel: I'm like you.
Dexter: No. No, no, no, no. I know I'm a monster.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: What did you say in your bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest.
Miguel: Friends forgive.
Dexter: But, I don't forgive you. And I don't get to have friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miguel: I accept you, Dexter. I accept you like a brother.
Dexter: I killed my brother. I killed yours, too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "Go Your Own Way"

Masuka: I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miguel: I am the last person you wanna f**k with because I will f**k you back in ways you never even imagine!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Option two - get him the hell out of my life. But it's not that simple, He taught me how to golf; I taught him how to kill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Wow, I didn't get it before, Miguel, but you can't be reasoned with, guilted, controlled. This whole back and forth game for leverage is pointless.
Miguel: That's right. I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. Count on it!
Dexter: I will.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miguel: You think this is funny?
Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "About Last Night"

Dexter: (voice over) Today I keep up the pretense. But soon, maybe tomorrow, Miguel will know exactly how I feel. Because finally there's an emotion I don't have to fake. Today I feel something real.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: (voice over) It's not Freebo's blood. It's not even human. It's bovine, cow's blood. He's been using me the whole time. I didn't create a monster, I was used by one. He... used... me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miguel: Dex, this is the nature of a real friendship. We're gonna disagree, and when we do, we just go our own ways.
Dexter: No, no more individual projects.
Miguel: Individuality is what makes America great, man.
Dexter: I don't think that's what our forefathers had in mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deb: (About King) Looks harmless, doesn't he?
Dexter: They usually do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 8: "The Damage A Man Can Do"

Deb: The wedding band has to match the engagement ring, so what does that look like?
Dexter: She said she didn't want one.
Deb: Oh my god, you just get dumber every day! How do you survive in this world? Of course she wants one!
Dexter: How am I supposed to know that?
Deb: You are such a Y-chromosome cliché! Just buy her a beautiful, romantic, 'I love you with all of my heart' f**king engagement ring. And Dex, size matters!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dexter: It's said that everything is connected to everything. The butterfly effect. You drop a pebble into a pond and the ripples radiate outwards touching and effecting everything. Until finally a fish grows arms and legs and crawls out of the water...and picks up a rock and smashes the next two fish over the head...and we have the first serial killer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "Sì Se Puede"

Dexter: My dad used to say "be careful what you think you know about someone; you're probably wrong."
Miguel: Smart man.
Dexter: Sometimes.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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