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Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna fuck.


Even I'm disturbed by this.

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.


Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!

I don't wanna step on my dick.


Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here.
Dexter: You make it sound so easy.

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