The Doctor: But he's not real. He's a legend!
Robin Hood: Too kind. And this legend does not come alone!

Robin Hood: If you had not betrayed me, I would have been triumphant.
The Doctor: You would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes. [Robin HAs] You would have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits in pieces in people's goblets!
Robin Hood: Balderdash! Oh HA!
The Doctor: Oh right, here we go, it's laughing time.
Robin: Well, you amuse me, grey old man.

Clara: When did you stop believing in everything?
The Doctor: When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
Clara: Don't you know?

Stop. Laughing. Why are you always doing that? Are you all simple or something?

The Doctor

The Doctor: Ahh. All these diseases. If you were real, you'd be dead in six months.
Allen of Dale: I am real.
The Doctor: Bye.

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Robin Hood: Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I'm must relieve you of it.
The Doctor: It's my property. That's what it is.
Robin Hood: Don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
The Doctor: You can't be serious.
Robin Hood: I am many things, sir, but I am never that. Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! Ah ha ha ha haaaa!
The Doctor: Do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?
Robin Hood: Not as yet!
The Doctor: Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?

The Doctor: No castles, no damsels in distress, no such thing as Robin Hood! [arrow pierces the TARDIS]
Robin Hood: You called?!

Doctor Who Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

Robin Hood: Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I'm must relieve you of it.
The Doctor: It's my property. That's what it is.
Robin Hood: Don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
The Doctor: You can't be serious.
Robin Hood: I am many things, sir, but I am never that. Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! Ah ha ha ha haaaa!
The Doctor: Do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?
Robin Hood: Not as yet!
The Doctor: Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?

The Doctor: No castles, no damsels in distress, no such thing as Robin Hood! [arrow pierces the TARDIS]
Robin Hood: You called?!