Wednesdays 10:00 PM

Run, you clever boy. And, remember.


Clara: After you. I'm wearing a dress. Eyes forward soldier.
The Doctor: My eyes are always forward.
Clara: Mine aren't!

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.


Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

Madame Vastra

Bow ties are cool.

The Doctor

Strax: Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any grenades.
The Doctor: Grenades?
Strax: She might have said help.

Shut up, I'm making deductions. It's very exciting.

The Doctor

There are two beverages in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine.

Madame Vastra

Crisis! I think I've been run over by a cab!

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