Clara: Do you think I'm pretty?
The Doctor: No, you're too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
Clara: Good enough.

No! No weapons! Golden ticket! Spacey zoomer!

The Doctor

Oh great. Great. Attack of the supermodels.

The Doctor

Horse! You have failed in your mission. We are lost with no sign of Sweetville. Do you have any final words before your summary execution?

Strax

Okay. Not London 1893. Yorkshire 1893. Near enough!

The Doctor

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Just when you think your favorite lock picking Victorian chamber maid will never turn up - Jenny.

The Doctor

Clara: The library. You were mentioned in a book. You call yourself Doctor. Why do you do that? You have a name. I've seen it. In one tiny corner of that tiny book.
The Doctor: If I rewrite today, you won't remember, you won't go looking for my name.
Clara: We'll still have secrets.
The Doctor: It's better that way.

The Doctor: You're just Clara, aren't you? Ha ha ha ha haa!
Clara: Alright, I don't know what the hell this is about, but the hug is really nice.

I think I'm more scared of you right now than anything in that TARDIS.

Clara

The Doctor: Okay, so we're not doing hugging. I get that now.
Clara: What do you keep in here? Why are there zombie creatures? Good guys do not have zombies creatures. Rule one of basic storytelling!

Salvage of a lifetime. You meant the ship. I meant Clara.

The Doctor

So that's Who...

Clara

Doctor Who Quotes

Why didn't you just tell her you didn't mean it?!

Clara

The Doctor: Clara? You asked me what we're going to do, I told ya. We're going to go to hell, or wherever it is people go when they die, if there is anywhere. Whatever it is we're gonna go there and we're gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we're going to bring him home. Every culture has a concept of an afterlife. I always meant to have a look around, see if I could find one.
Clara: You're going to help me?
The Doctor: Well, why wouldn't I help you?
Clara: Because of what I just did, I just...
The Doctor: You betrayed me. You betrayed our trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down!
Clara: Then why are you helping me?
The Doctor: Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?