The Doctor: How’d you get [the TARDIS] out of my office? The windows aren’t big enough!
UNIT Commander [awkwardly]: Oh… They are now.

Monk: We know you.
The Doctor: Then you’ll know there is a line in the sand, and I’m the man on the other side of it. You wanna keep me that way.

Colonel Brabbit: You don’t look much like guardian angels.
Monk: We have chosen this form to look like you.
Colonel Brabbit: You look like corpses.
Monk: You are corpses to *us*.

The Doctor: You could take this planet in a heartbeat. Why do you need consent?
Monk: We must be wanted. We must be loved. To rule through fear is inefficient.
The Doctor: Of course… fear is temporary, love is… slavery.

Monk: Without our help, planet Earth is doomed.
The Doctor: Yes! Well, it’s been ‘doomed’ before! And guess what happened? Me!

Colonel Brabbit: Listen, isn’t it just worth *considering* doing the deal?
The Doctor: What deal?
Colonel Brabbit: All we have to do is consent.
The Doctor: That’s what the Secretary-General thought, and they burned him!
Colonel Brabbit: He was afraid. I’m not being afraid, I’m being smart.
The Doctor: Yeah. Being smart is not giving away your planet!

I’m not gonna lie to you, this means your insurance premiums are gonna go through the roof. In fact, pretty much everything is gonna go through the roof, because I’m gonna *blow up the lab*!

The Doctor

Hello, I’m the Doctor, saving the world with my eyes shut!

The Doctor

You can have the world, just let him see again!

Bill

Alien: What are you doing?
The Doctor: What everyone does when the world is in danger -- calling the Doctor!

It’s like Super Mario, figuring out what’s going on. Deleting himself from the game, because he’s sick of dying.

The Doctor

The Veritas tells of an evil demon that wants to conquer the world. But to do it, he needs to learn about it, first. So he creates a shadow world. A world for him to practice conquering. Full of shadow people that think they are real.

The Doctor