Doctor? If Santa was only in the dream, then why was he on my roof?


Do you know why people get together at Christmas? Because every time they do it might be the last time. Every Christmas is last Christmas and this is ours. This was a bonus, this is extra. Now it's time to wake up.


You're wrong Doctor, I didn't die saving the world, I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky.


He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. Have a little faith.


I can commit several million housebreaks in one night dressed in a red suit with jingle bells, so of course I can get back into the infirmary.


The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
The Doctor: Oooh. Yes and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
The Doctor: Fair enough.

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Beardy weirdy?
Santa: Yes?
The Doctor: How do you get all the presents into your sleigh?
Santa: Bigger on the inside.
Elf: Oooooh.

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The Doctor: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The Doctor: They're both ridiculous.

Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.

Oh. Sorry about this. Well! We are just three passing, perfectly normal roof people doing some emergency roof things. Carry on. Merry Christmas, if it is Christmas, I mean. Ha ha. I don't much care for things like that. Ha ha ha haaa.


Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?

The Doctor

Doctor Who Quotes

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor

Hey Missy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Missy! Hey Missy! Ha!