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He's not going to the Academy, is he? He'll never make a Time Lord.

Man

She looks like a lot of things, because her face is so wide. She needs three mirrors.

The Doctor

Rupert: He took my bedspread.
The Doctor: Oh, the human race. You're never happy, are ya?

Question -- why do we talk out loud even when we know we're alone. Conjecture -- because we know we're not.

The Doctor

The Doctor: But he's not real. He's a legend!
Robin Hood: Too kind. And this legend does not come alone!

Robin Hood: If you had not betrayed me, I would have been triumphant.
The Doctor: You would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes. [Robin HAs] You would have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits in pieces in people's goblets!
Robin Hood: Balderdash! Oh HA!
The Doctor: Oh right, here we go, it's laughing time.
Robin: Well, you amuse me, grey old man.

Clara: When did you stop believing in everything?
The Doctor: When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
Clara: Don't you know?

Stop. Laughing. Why are you always doing that? Are you all simple or something?

The Doctor

The Doctor: Ahh. All these diseases. If you were real, you'd be dead in six months.
Allen of Dale: I am real.
The Doctor: Bye.

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Robin Hood: Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I'm must relieve you of it.
The Doctor: It's my property. That's what it is.
Robin Hood: Don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
The Doctor: You can't be serious.
Robin Hood: I am many things, sir, but I am never that. Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! Ah ha ha ha haaaa!
The Doctor: Do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?
Robin Hood: Not as yet!
The Doctor: Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?

The Doctor: No castles, no damsels in distress, no such thing as Robin Hood! [arrow pierces the TARDIS]
Robin Hood: You called?!

Clara: How do I look?
The Doctor: Sort of short and mannish with a good personality, which is the main thing.
Clara: I meant my clothes. I just changed them.
The Doctor: Oh good for you. Still making an effort.

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Doctor Who Quotes

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor

The Doctor: Clara? You asked me what we're going to do, I told ya. We're going to go to hell, or wherever it is people go when they die, if there is anywhere. Whatever it is we're gonna go there and we're gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we're going to bring him home. Every culture has a concept of an afterlife. I always meant to have a look around, see if I could find one.
Clara: You're going to help me?
The Doctor: Well, why wouldn't I help you?
Clara: Because of what I just did, I just...
The Doctor: You betrayed me. You betrayed our trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down!
Clara: Then why are you helping me?
The Doctor: Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?