Drop Dead Diva

Sundays 9:00 PM on Lifetime
Drop dead diva

The standard here is gross recklessness, and the DA believes the jury will find your behavior to be really really gross.

Jane

When I was put into this body, she was still wearing granny panties and collecting cat art. She bought drugstore makeup and a wild night out was all night scrabble.

Jane

I'm sorry, just my corset's really tight and I can't breathe.

Jane

It's a turkey. Origami calms me down.

What's this? A swan, a frog, and a crane with a glandular condition? Grayson

Oh my Grayson.

Stacy
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Drop Dead Diva Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

It's a turkey. Origami calms me down.

What's this? A swan, a frog, and a crane with a glandular condition? Grayson

Oh my Grayson.

Stacy
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