I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.

Jane

Owen French will you marry me? But you have to promise that next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you'll at least send me a text.

Jane

It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Grayson [to Jane]

Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.

Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.

Kim

Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.

A funeral represents closure and since you never got closure from Owen in real life, your subconscious is working it out for you.

Stacy

Here's the deal, you don't help Stacy shop and I'll tell her you hate Taylor Swift. She'll never let you in the house again.

Jane [to Luke]

If a guy did that to me, I'd want my friends to hit him over the head and feed his lifeless body to a school or piranhas.

Terri

You and I will not be taking a plea, because we are going to fight.

Jane [to Chloe]

I realize you are first chair, but as partner I outrank you. Sit down!

Kim [to Jane]

Don't Jane me. I'm gonna go in there, put on a smile, and talk to a 16 year old girl accused of murder.

Jane

Drop Dead Diva Season 4 Quotes

I also heard that the firm is having financial problems and it's up to you to save us all. Must be like trying to save the Titanic.

Jane [to Kim]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson