Duck Dynasty
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Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.
Phil
They're not mad. These cows are crazy
Si
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?
Phil
She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.
Gordon
I have found ticks in my whiskers.
Phil
Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.
Korie
Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.
Jase
It's really ... shiny.
Phil
I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.
Jase
You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.
Si
He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.
Jase
There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.
Jep
