Duck Dynasty

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Duck dynasty

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.

Si

When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.

Jase

The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.

Phil

It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.

Jase

She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.

Phil

As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.

Jase

I don’t need baskets. That’s what women do.

Jase

Just because I don’t eat as many, doesn’t mean I don’t know how to cook better.

Jase

Hey, I'm a math man.

Si

I love bringing old things back to life.

Kay

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie
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Duck Dynasty Quotes

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie
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