Duck Dynasty Quotes
You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.Si
West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.Jep
I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.Jase
It's really ... shiny.Phil
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Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.Jase
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Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.Korie
I have found ticks in my whiskers.Phil
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She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.Gordon
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?Phil
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They're not mad. These cows are crazySi
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Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.Phil
I like sheep.Miss Kay
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You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.Phil
What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?Willie
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