Duck Dynasty Season 5 Quotes
Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.Jase
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Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.Korie
I have found ticks in my whiskers.Phil
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She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.Gordon
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?Phil
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They're not mad. These cows are crazySi
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Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.Phil
I like sheep.Miss Kay
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The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.Jase
Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.
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You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.Martin
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That's my crapper.Jep
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You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.Phil
What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?Willie
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