Duck Dynasty

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on A&E

She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.
Phil

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It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.
Jase

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The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.
Phil

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When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.
Jase

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You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.
Si

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You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.
Phil

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Added: January 30, 2014