Popular Eastbound & Down Quotes
You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.
Kenny
Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space, and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit.
Kenny
(To Wayne)
Kenny
I know deep within you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to drop down.
(To Rose) I'm sorry we didn't get a lot of time to hang out. I'll be honest with you, sometimes I forgot you even existed.
Kenny
Kenny: You know how you think there's two kinds of lesbians: the really hot ones that are on Cinemax and get it on all the time, and then the really mean ones? Miss Carol is neither of those.
Kenny: Who the fuck are you?
Pat: I'm your dad. No, I'm just kidding, your dad's dead.
(To his hired date) I said put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper in that.
Kenny
Stevie: Terrence, I don't teach you how to principal I don't think you should tell me how to teach band.
Terrence: You clearly don't understand the employer-employee relationship.
Stevie: Uh, I'm starting to and I don't like it.
Kenny: Did you get my shit?
(Clegg hands a bag to Kenny)
Kenny: Why is it in a fucking zip-lock bag? What is this mushrooms? Clegg, I'm talking about steroids.
Kid in Gym Class: My dad said you ruined baseball.
Kenny Powers: You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you. And I'm probably not going to like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do. If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, cause I aint watching.
I am talking about me. I want — these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment in time here with an American icon and you're gonna waste it asking a question about the f*cking mile?
Kenny Powers
It's better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans than to be strangled by no one.
Kenny
