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Eastbound-and-down

Gross! You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marblesack.

Kenny Powers

Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no no!

Kenny Powers

There's gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, f*ckin booger sugar.

Kenny Powers

If I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man.

Kenny Powers

It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.

Kenny Powers

It's like goddamn cocktober fest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright.

Kenny Powers

I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.

Kenny Powers

I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.

Kenny Powers
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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.

Kenny Powers

I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.

Kenny Powers
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