Eastbound & Down "Chapter 9" Quotes
Kenny Powers: Gross! You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marblesack.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenny Powers: Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no no!
• Rating: Unrated
Kenny Powers: There's gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, f*ckin booger sugar.
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Kenny Powers: If I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man.
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Kenny Powers: It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenny Powers: It's like goddamn cocktober fest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch d**ks, alright.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenny Powers: I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.
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Kenny Powers: I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8