Eastbound & Down Quotes
Kenny: I thought Ashley Schaeffer was gonna be a woman.
Ashley: I love women, so I'll take that as a compliment.
Kenny: Man, this feels good Clegg.
Clegg: Did you take one of those black beauties? The ecstasy?
Kenny: Nah dude. This is a real job. It's not like teachin' kids. Can't get fucked up.
Terrence: You want a smoothie?
Kenny: No, I'm straight.
Interviewer: So Kenny, how do you feel about playing for New York?
Kenny: You mean Jew York? It's fucking great.
Kenny: Chapter Nothing: The Fucking Epilogue.
Down there I fought and fucked my way to being the greatest gringo that country has ever seen.
Kenny
It's better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans than to be strangled by no one.
Kenny
