Favorite Eastwick Quotes
Kat: There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was Bros before hoes?
I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.
Joanna
Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance.
Meow....what? I'm cat woman.
Joanna
Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?
Darryl
If I were a pizza you would be my cheese.
Joanna
Nobody puts Joanna in a corner.
Kat
I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO.
Joanna
That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.
Darryl
Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads.
Darryl: You just be careful, okay?
Joanna: What do you mean?
Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie.
Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!
Joanna
