(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

Bun

Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.

Roxie

Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.

Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun!

I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see the three of you together. It is...mmmm. It's majestic.

Darryl

Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!

Joanna

I'm starting to think that you're married to that hammock.

Kat

I'm really sick of this town, with its dumb, old legends and myths. Witches and water. It just makes us all seem like dumb, gullible hicks.

Kat

Penny: The man that you've had the most pathetic crush on for the last two years finally asks you out and you say, 'No'?
Joanna: Don't call me pathetic.
Penny: I didn't call you pathetic. I said that your crush is pathetic.

Roxie: You think you're really adorable, don't you?
Darryl: I think you think I'm really adorable.
Roxie: I think you're not as adorable as you think I think you are

Roxie: Thanks for coming over, even though we had a stupid fight.
Chad: You know me, I'm like a sexual Batman. You call at four AM, and I come running.

Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?

Roxie

Eastwick Quotes

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

Bun

Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?

Roxie