Eastwick

Eastwick "Mooning and Crooning" Quotes

Darryl: This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.
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Josh: (Josh has lipstick on his face as he introduces himself to Roxie inside a jail cell)I wish we were meeting under better circumstances. I've been trying to get Chad to have you over for dinner.
Roxie: (to Chad) Younger brother?
Josh: And a friend of Mia's.
Roxie: Yeah, I can see her friendship smeared all over your face.
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Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
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Chad: (to Roxie) Hey, I thought we could go to your place for slunch, which is my new word for sex plus lunch.
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Roxie: Excuse me, young lady?!
Mia: You are not allowed to 'young lady' me. For fifteen years, you've been trying to be my pal. You can't just turn around and be my mom.
Roxie: I will 'young lady' you all I want, young lady! And believe me, I am your mom. I have the stretch marks to prove it.
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Will: You're a good friend.
Kat: And you're acting like a moron! Smarten up and be nice to Joanna.
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Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
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Darryl: Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?
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Darryl: Here's to liquid courage!
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Darryl: The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.
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