Eastwick

Eastwick "Pilot" Quotes

Kat: I'm really sick of this town, with its dumb, old legends and myths. Witches and water. It just makes us all seem like dumb, gullible hicks.
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Kat: I'm starting to think that you're married to that hammock.
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Joanna: Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!
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Darryl: I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see the three of you together. It is...mmmm. It's majestic.
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Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun!
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Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.
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Roxie: Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.
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Bun: (voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.
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