Eastwick Season 1 Quotes
Will: You're a good friend.
Kat: And you're acting like a moron! Smarten up and be nice to Joanna.
Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?
Darryl
Here's to liquid courage!
Darryl
The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.
Darryl
Nobody puts Joanna in a corner.
Kat
That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.
Darryl
It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.
Penny
Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.
Darryl
No, they're boob-iful.
Penny
Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
