Favorite Elementary Quotes
Gregson: I've been a cop for 30 years, I carry a gun.
Watson: And a penis.
Watson: Do you close yourself off to people, deny yourself things that might bring you pleasure? Not because it makes you a better investigator but because it's some sort of penance?
Watson: For what happened in London? Being addicted? I don't know, it just occurred to me that it might something someone would do and not even know it.
Sherlock: You always know it, Watson. If you didn't, it wouldn't be penance.
[To Joan] Oh my God, you had sex with my brother.... Willingly.Sherlock
[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.Watson
Sherlock: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Joan: You can't promise that.
Sherlock: And yet I did.
Sherlock: What are you doing?
Watson: Depriving you of all stimuli; time for you to get some sleep.
Sherlock: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you're flushed with a success. We should double down with work.
Sherlock: You, me, Angus, some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.
In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.Rhys
Sherlock: She died.
Sherlock: We were quite close, I did not take her passing well.
If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.Holmes
Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.
If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.Sherlock
Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?