Elementary
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Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.
[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
Watson
[To Sherlock] You see people like puzzles, I see them as games. You're a game that I will always win.
Moriarty
Sherlock: Which is why I am considering possibility two.
Watson: [looks at board] It's blank.
Sherlock: Possibility two has stubbornly refused to reveal itself.
Watson: Well keep staring at the wall, I'm sure it's hiding in there somewhere.
Gregson: I've been a cop for 30 years, I carry a gun.
Watson: And a penis.
Sherlock: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Joan: You can't promise that.
Sherlock: And yet I did.
[To Sherlock] You have this kind of pull, like gravity. I am so lucky that I fell into your orbit.
Joan
Sherlock: What are you doing?
Watson: Depriving you of all stimuli; time for you to get some sleep.
Sherlock: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you're flushed with a success. We should double down with work.
Watson: We?
Sherlock: You, me, Angus, some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.
Sherlock: She died.
Watson: Irene?
Sherlock: We were quite close, I did not take her passing well.
Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.
In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.
Rhys
If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.
Sherlock
