My name is Moriarty. I believe we're overdue for a chat


Sherlock: She died.
Watson: Irene?
Sherlock: We were quite close, I did not take her passing well.

Sherlock: This is personal
Joan: I could say the same thing.

Sherlock: Excuse me, might we offer you a drink and some company?
Escort: I'd love a drink.
Sherlock: Excellent, now that's out of the way. My friend and I were wondering what you might charge to sleep with us?

Sherlock: What are you doing?
Watson: Depriving you of all stimuli; time for you to get some sleep.
Sherlock: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you're flushed with a success. We should double down with work.
Watson: We?
Sherlock: You, me, Angus, some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.

I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?


Sherlock: Which is why I am considering possibility two.
Watson: [looks at board] It's blank.
Sherlock: Possibility two has stubbornly refused to reveal itself.
Watson: Well keep staring at the wall, I'm sure it's hiding in there somewhere.

Watson: I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
Holmes: What is that supposed to mean?
Watson: That you know a lost cause when you see one.

Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?

Joan: You sure this sudden interest in my safety has nothing to do with you wanting to see two women engage in foxy boxing?
Sherlock: You think you're foxy?


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Sherlock: Bit of a letdown actually, I think I could have gotten 20 times my normal rate.
Watson: What is your normal rate?
Sherlock: Oh. I don't have one, remind me to make one up before we leave.

Elementary Quotes

[To Sherlock] You have this kind of pull, like gravity. I am so lucky that I fell into your orbit.


Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.