Elementary
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If I'm right, this is not the scene of a triple murder, it's the scene of a double murder and an assassination!
Joan
'My dad brokers in global misery' doesn't usually come up.
Sherlock
If anything happens to them, the next time you see me I won't be a cop.
Gregson [to Morland]
You forgot your drain hair!
Joan
Joan: She puts dates in her little love notes?
Sherlock: No, I do.
Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!
Joan
Joan: So there's no one you trust.
Sherlock: I trust *you*.
Well, lack of imagination is an occupational hazard for an apex predator.
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes. Doctor Watson. What took you so long?
Joshua Vikner
Before you go, look at your hand. Not invisible anymore.
Sherlock
Sherlock [about Moriarty]: That's the first time you've ever paid her a compliment!
Joan: She also has great taste in shoes.
I've seen subtler displays of insensitivity. Do you attend the wakes of all your victims?
Sherlock