Elementary
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSPopular Elementary Quotes
After many, many hours, I've come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.
Sherlock
You're firing me, so you can be my friend?
Alfredo
We had to put her in the Shoe. Oh, that's solitary.
Deputy Warden McCann
Joan. We get Netflix.
Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.
You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?
Bell
The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.
Sherlock
It kills you that an unremarkable prisoner could figure out how to escape from prison when you can't.
Joan
I don't know what's weirder … that I'm spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.
Bell
Joan: You're getting stung on purpose?
Sherlock: Obviously.
Griffin: So what? This guy is just insane?
Sherlock: Or a canny fundraiser.
I love what we do. You. Me. Marcus. Holmes. It's not some report that shows up on my desk. I'm a part of this.
Gregson
Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.