Meeting the parents. That's an important milestone in the romantic passion play.

Sherlock

You, Watson, are not people. Neither was Kitty.

Sherlock

Sherlock: Watson, I've got every confidence that you could brain a man with a metal tube if you put your mind to it.
Watson: That's very nice of you to say.

Do you know what I haven't said to anyone in a long time? I love you.

Kitty

Whatever you decide, you must understand, you will always be special to me. You will always be my friend.

Sherlock

You, ummmmm...., saved me. I'd like to return the favor.

Sherlock

Firstly, I've got an offer that I'd like you to consider.

Sherlock

Sherlock: What might you think when she has taken up with a renowned detective?
Joan: Oh, so this is all about you.
Sherlock: Us.

You hurt yourself. Someone hurt me. You don't know anything about how I'm feeling.

Kitty

Sherlock: My name is Sherlock and I have allowed empathetic thoughts to clutter my mind and reduce my perception.
Watson: So you called in the bees to crowd out caring.
Sherlock: To no avail.

Sherlock: Perhaps we should go to a meeting.
Kitty: Yours or mine?
Sherlock: Yours.

Life is stranger than anything life can invent.

Kitty

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.