I don't know what's weirder … that I'm spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.

Bell

It kills you that an unremarkable prisoner could figure out how to escape from prison when you can't.

Joan

The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.

Sherlock

You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?

Bell

Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.

We had to put her in the Shoe. Oh, that's solitary.
Joan. We get Netflix.

Deputy Warden McCann

You're firing me, so you can be my friend?

Alfredo

After many, many hours, I've come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.

Sherlock

You're bad at this, Marty. You're exceptionally bad.

Sherlock

I prefer police contact me through my lawyer, not my dentist

Janko Stepovic

The full spectrum of commerce and communication flows through her optic fibers as well as the requisite glut of pornography and cat videos.

Sherlock

Finn: At one time almost every great religion has been attacked as a cult.
Sherlock: So have most cults.

Elementary Quotes

For future reference. When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.

Sherlock

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.