Elementary

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Elementary
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Watson: Did you get any sleepy last night?
Sherlock: Hard to sleep knowing a psychopath may have ruined two lives from beyond the grave.

Watson: This is new?!
Sherlock: Old data, new location, though it might jar something loose.

That tea you made the other day, could make some more of it?

Sherlock

Watson: You're still watching this?
Sherlock: This isn't right. He's giving no corroborating detail. He's just rephrasing the questions he's asked in former statements. Mr. O'Brien did you first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo. Yes, I first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo.

Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.

Sherlock: Unlikely he would notate trips to underground Chinese gambling parlor.
Bell: Excuse me?
Sherlock: That's what he was doing last night.
Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
Sherlock: [pauses]
Bell: [sigh] Why do you think that?
Sherlock: I'm glad you asked. It was the 13's. He apartment number 13 His cell ends in 1313. He chose this office 13.

Sherlock: You want sex?
Vanowen: Excuse me?
Sherlock: I'm not a verse, I'm just busy. Perhaps we should set an appointment? You're flirting, this crossword talk. You find me attractive. The feeling is mutual... Mostly. The musculature of your legs, your shoulders suggest a certain elasticity that I find quite tantalizing. I must warn you however, our relationship could never go beyond the physical. No offense to you of course, it's just not my way.
Watson: Hey! Am I interrupting?
Vanowen: No. Not even a little.

[To Sherlock] You're an addict too?..... Crosswords.

Vanowen

Now we have to find a VCR..... In 2012

Bell

Sherlock: He turned the screw
Joan: So-to-speak

I can help your friend Ms. Watson he just has to let me.

Alfredo

With all due respect Holmes, so what?

Gregson
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Elementary Quotes

Central to Officer 73199. Officer 73199, no response. Officer 73199, Alec Flynn, is End of Watch. He has gone home for the final time.

Dispatch

You, Watson, are something of a romantic terrorist.

Sherlock