Joan: Okay, well, I will work on the collage while you are out.
Sherlock: It's not a collage, I don't do crafts.

I remove my earlier skepticism. The dinosaur in Doug Newberg's backyard did indeed escape my notice.

Sherlock

Gay: I'm Gay.
Sherlock: I'm not.
Gay: It's my name.

Gregson: Is there a problem with Detective Nash?
Sherlock: Too many to enumerate. This chair would be a more suitability collaborator.

I could call and find out, if I was content to trust another person's judgement about what is possible.

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] I wanted to thank you for straightening out everything with Marcus. it's good to have him back.

Gregson

[To Bell] Be my friend, don't be my friend! Whatever. But don't be so foolish as to confuse punishing me with punishing yourself.

Sherlock

[To Bell] I have faith in you! I have faith in your perseverance!

Sherlock

I am not a deranged lunatic, but by all means, keep pushing me

Sherlock

Faux-iarty

Sherlock

[To Joan] Sherlock's told me you're doing well. Although, I'm sorry to hear your efforts to find a soul mate haven't been fruitful.

Moriarty

Moriarty: You look a bit tired.
Sherlock: You look a bit evil.

Elementary Quotes

You want to steal something from a heavily-armed, meth-dealing band of bike-riding Satanists.

Sherlock

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.