[To Sherlock] You see people like puzzles, I see them as games. You're a game that I will always win.


[About Irene] She was highly intelligent, optimistic about the human condition. She was to me, THE woman. To me, she eclipsed and predominated the whole of her gender. She's the only one I ever, um...


[To Joan] For what it's worth, he's not bringing HIS wife either.


[To Sherlock] Whatever answers he's got for you in there, I deserve them too.


Sherlock: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Joan: You can't promise that.
Sherlock: And yet I did.

Sherlock: This is personal
Joan: I could say the same thing.

[To Sherlock] Solve this case and you'll get the answers you seek.


Gregson: I've been a cop for 30 years, I carry a gun.
Watson: And a penis.


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[Singing] Sherlock's up and Sherlock's down but he's always wears that sacred frown!


[To Watson] The thing that's different about me, is you.


[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.


Elementary Quotes

The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.


Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.