Elementary

Elementary Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 15: "A Giant Gun Filled With Drugs"

Sherlock: Others my find inspiration in my abstinence... Apparently.
 • Rating: Unrated

Watson: Sherlock is my number one priority. You will not do drugs in this house, you will not talk to him about this, and you will talk about drugs in his presence. If I feel you've compromised his sobriety in any way, I will report you to the police.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rhys: In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Watson: I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: Hashtag, the awkward moment?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 14: "The Deductionist "

Holmes: I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holmes: If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holmes: If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.
 • Rating: Unrated

Holmes: She's a buffoon. All profilers are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 13: "The Red List"

Joan: That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: I'm Sherlock Holmes, I am a temporarily suspended consultant for the NYPD. This is Joan Watson and she keeps me from doing heroine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sherlock: I am smarter than everyone I meet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: Has anyone heard the theory that the CIA created crack cocaine?
Joan: I have
Sherlock: I started that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "M"

Sebastian: [To Sherlock] Moriarity said you was obsessed with puzzles... Well, he's the best puzzle you'll ever come across. If you kill me now, you'll be killing the best clue you ever had.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: I have no intention of capturing M, I have every intention of capturing, torturing and murdering him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sherlock: This is my sanctum sanatorium, did you honestly believe their wouldn't be any security measures?
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: [To Sherlock] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.

Later On...

Sherlock: [To Joan] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 11: "Dirty Laundry"

Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?
 • Rating: Unrated

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