You were sex partners, not business partners. Why would moving his restaurant be any of your concern?

Sherlock

No. I did not report my illegal gaming business to the police.

Lin Wen

This is not a shelter for wayward and wounded realtors. I've got no desire to get shot by your pursuers. Or drawn into whatever complicated drama has drawn you here.

Sherlock

Joan: This is seriously our next case? Sniffing out bribes in the wine auction world.
Sherlock: New York is without a homicide this week. I'm terribly sorry that disappoints you.

Maybe we should have sex now.

Fiona

His skinny jeans make the odds of a concealed firearm quite slim.

Sherlock

Wouldn't want to separate the guns from the wine.

Sherlock

Sherlock: We've been taking things slow.
Joan: ...You haven't had sex yet.
Sherlock: We have not.

If you're keen on spending eternity buried alive with a group so narcissistic they think outliving humanity is a good idea, I'd rather melt with the masses and get it over with, wouldn't you?

Sherlock

There are two things you should know, Mr. Springer. First is I'm gonna punch you in the face. [punches him in the face] Second is that we'll take your case.

Sherlock

So they didn't commit a murder so much as provide you with a murder-tunity.

Sherlock

Perhaps it entered your mind subconsciously. Were your dreams filled with two flounders slapping together? A ketchup bottle being squeezed repeatedly whilst a nearby walrus issues a death rattle?

Sherlock [to Joan, on the neighbor's noisy sex]

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.