Watson: He looks like Point Break and Magic Mike had a baby. There ... uh ...
Sherlock: Truffles of the cinema, I presume.

I'm proud of her, Watson. I think she's ready.

Sherlock

She chose to focus on the good in her life. She chose you.

Kitty

But in any case, I shan't be using drugs this evening.

Sherlock

What's going on? You're skipping meetings. Sherlock ... well, I can't force you to talk to me, but I wish you would.

Watson

Humiliation is the favorite currency of hackers.

Sherlock

You know better than to ask me a non-specific question.

Sherlock

Now I think if I were to use drugs again, it would, in fact, be an anticlimax. It would be a surrender to the drip, drip, drip of existence.

Sherlock

Buros: That supposed to scare me?
Bell: It's supposed to remind you, Niko, what you did. Who you hurt. But don't worry if the cuffs don't work, we'll find other ways.

I abhor the dull routine of existence.

Sherlock

I care about your sobriety. And I depend upon every member of this group, including you, to care about mine.

Sherlock

Central to Officer 73199. Officer 73199, no response. Officer 73199, Alec Flynn, is End of Watch. He has gone home for the final time.

Dispatch

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.