What does Buddhism have to do with erectile dysfunction?


I love what we do. You. Me. Marcus. Holmes. It's not some report that shows up on my desk. I'm a part of this.


Griffin: So what? This guy is just insane?
Sherlock: Or a canny fundraiser.

Joan: You're getting stung on purpose?
Sherlock: Obviously.

I don't know what's weirder … that I'm spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.


It kills you that an unremarkable prisoner could figure out how to escape from prison when you can't.


The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.


You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?


Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.

We had to put her in the Shoe. Oh, that's solitary.
Joan. We get Netflix.

Deputy Warden McCann

You're firing me, so you can be my friend?


After many, many hours, I've come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.


Elementary Quotes

[about Sherlock] Fluent in three dozen languages, and he still hasn't seen Say Anything.


Morland: You don't look well.
Sherlock: You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.