Elementary
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You do realize that pink coconuts do not occur in nature?
Sherlock
Bell: What are you doing?
Sherlock: [has two bikes with him] These were chained to a lamppost down the street.
Bell: And you figured you'd... steal them?
Sherlock: I'm re-stealing them. I peruse the crime blotter when I'm bored, and these were stolen in Chelsea last month.
Bell: And you're just gonna walk around with them for the rest of the day?
Sherlock: Don't be ridiculous. This one's for you.
Vintage rainbow suspenders? If there's money to be made in this, I need to get to my parents' garage fast!
Joan
Stabbed in the chest and incinerated. Did the killer also throw him off a roof?
Sherlock
Sherlock: You allowed Detective Cortes to land far too many punches.
Joan: I did. But all that matters is that I landed the last one.
[about Detective Cortes] I think she may be insane.
Joan
Like five married people could ever agree on anything...
Gregson
Joan: Here's a question we should have asked ten minutes ago: what if these cuffs really are unpickable?
[about Sherlock] Fluent in three dozen languages, and he still hasn't seen Say Anything.
Joan
Joan: If what he does is so evil-
Sherlock: Not evil! Neutral. Like a shark, or a tsunami.
Close, but wrong cold-blooded reptile. My dinner date is my father. I can understand you confusing him with Clyde; *they* could be doppelgangers.
Sherlock
Morland: Was I expecting you?
Sherlock: Not to my knowledge. But I can't rule you you having foreseen it via the black arts.
