Elementary
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I don't know what's weirder … that I'm spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.
Bell
It kills you that an unremarkable prisoner could figure out how to escape from prison when you can't.
Joan
The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.
Sherlock
You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?
Bell
Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.
We had to put her in the Shoe. Oh, that's solitary.
Deputy Warden McCann
Joan. We get Netflix.
You're firing me, so you can be my friend?
Alfredo
After many, many hours, I've come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.
Sherlock
You're bad at this, Marty. You're exceptionally bad.
Sherlock
I prefer police contact me through my lawyer, not my dentist
Janko Stepovic
The full spectrum of commerce and communication flows through her optic fibers as well as the requisite glut of pornography and cat videos.
Sherlock
Finn: At one time almost every great religion has been attacked as a cult.
Sherlock: So have most cults.
