Elementary

Elementary Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 11: "Dirty Laundry"

Sherlock: Are you familiar with the concept of invisible ink?
Silver: Invisible Ink?
Sherlock: Trust me, I know precisely how ridiculous it sounds you might as well have a phone in your shoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: Excuse me, might we offer you a drink and some company?
Escort: I'd love a drink.
Sherlock: Excellent, now that's out of the way. My friend and I were wondering what you might charge to sleep with us?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Suburbs Woman: I wouldn't want to speak out of school...
Sherlock: Of course you wouldn't...
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Sherlock: I've decided Watson, lessons can continue after our companionship ends. Weekly visits perhaps. You can come by and I can share my wisdom. For the exchange of light housework, of course.
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Joan: [To Sherlock] Right, I'm upset with your success which by association is my success...
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Season 1 Episode 10: "The Leviathan"

Sherlock: She [Joan] rebuilds lives from the ground up. A way to measure her success is by how many careers she has rebuilt and the amount of lives she has saved.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: As someone once said, once you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock: Sounds like a windbag.
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Mrs. Watson: The other night when you were talking about Sherlock's work, I saw something in you. There was a spark, a sense of excitement. I haven't seen that in you in a long time. You like what he does.
Joan: Yes, okay, I enjoy it but I'm not a detective. I'm almost done working with Sherlock and it's onto another client.
Mrs. Watson: Will the next client make you happy? People find their path in the strangest of ways.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: You're the smartest man I know..... [No response from Sherlock] Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sherlock: Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an axe.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sherlock: We can talk fees on the way but I am not sure for a job that will only take me one or two hours to solve.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: If you must know, the relationship between the Lynch Sister and I is mutually beneficial.
Joan: I don't want to know.
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Season 1 Episode 9: "You Do It To Yourself"

Watson: If there's some place else you have to be..
Sherlock: Not tonight Watson, not tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Watson: I texted you, you didn't have to come.
Sherlock: As I explained the other day. There is nothing more hazardous to my health then boredom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Watson: Did you get any sleepy last night?
Sherlock: Hard to sleep knowing a psychopath may have ruined two lives from beyond the grave.
 • Rating: Unrated

Watson: This is new?!
Sherlock: Old data, new location, though it might jar something loose.
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Sherlock: That tea you made the other day, could make some more of it?
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Watson: You're still watching this?
Sherlock: This isn't right. He's giving no corroborating detail. He's just rephrasing the questions he's asked in former statements. Mr. O'Brien did you first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo. Yes, I first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sherlock: Unlikely he would notate trips to underground Chinese gambling parlor.
Bell: Excuse me?
Sherlock: That's what he was doing last night.
Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
Sherlock: [pauses]
Bell: [sigh] Why do you think that?
Sherlock: I'm glad you asked. It was the 13's. He apartment number 13 His cell ends in 1313. He chose this office 13.
 • Rating: Unrated

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