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Ms. Teller wouldn’t be the first girlfriend to falsely alibi her boyfriend during the murder of his wife


I only knew the legend


Triggers are bound in bars.


When an Israeli operative gives you illegally obtained emails, you don’t skim.


Joan: Score: 1 for cheating husbands.

That’s me Watson, joke machine


Holmes was right about me, I can’t do this job without him!


I will be honest with you all, I don’t want my wife back because I love her, I want her back because I am tired of people looking at me the way you all are looking at me right now.


That’s the kind of man I am, I leave keys under doormats


I used to keep a collection of notorious crimes from other countries but I lost the habit when I had my habit.


I don’t care what cock I’m holding just as long I know how it got there…


So, he’s a serial indecent proposer?

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Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.