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Watson: I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
Holmes: What is that supposed to mean?
Watson: That you know a lost cause when you see one.

Watson: You wanted to be the one that found him.
Holmes: I don't do what I do for the credit.
Watson: Then why do you do it?

Holmes: Are you saying he is in police custody?
Captain: Technically yeah, he's all ours [looks down at dead body].

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.

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