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Season 1, Episode 8: "Praying for Time"

Eli: Is this about Solinsky?
Patti: It's about your representing that scum-sucking lizard.
Eli: Well, if it bothers you so much, why didn't you say something?
Patti: Like what? That you're lower than Dick Cheney's bunion to be his lawyer?
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Heal the Pain"

Eli: Nate, the knight was you. An hour ago, you were chasing a dragon down Fossil Street on horseback.
Nathan: An hour ago I was here, asleep, and my horse hasn't been ridden all night.
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Eli: Sir, you have to tell Solinsky that I'm unavailable... tell him anything... tell him I got hit by a bus.
Jordan: Even if I got to drive it, I couldn't do that...
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Jordan: Flattery and judicious use of loopholes: clearly you know the way to my heart.
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Maggie: My suggestion: go find another peon to pee on.
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Maggie: You're an object of ridicule, a professional pariah, reduced to barely practicing law.
Eli: Thank you, I feel better.
Maggie: You're sucking up to God. There are better ways.
Eli: Yeah, well, God and I enjoy a pretty complicated relationship. At least now I'm starting to believe in what He wants me to do. (pauses) It's like I see things now, you know. Things that were always there but that I just never noticed before.
Maggie: Like people who need help?
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Season 1, Episode 6: "Something to Save"

Eli: You make it sound like I don't have much of a shot.
Familiar Attorney: My mistake then, because I was trying to convey that you don't have any shot
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Holly: You really have a way with women.
Eli: I'm not sure how it happened, but I think my having an aneurysm pisses her off.
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Patti: Can I be honest with you?
Taylor: This is you holding back?
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Eli: Two months ago, I cared about winning my cases. But now I care about helping my clients.
Ms. Raines: And how much help can you be to them if you die in the middle of their case?
Eli: Well probably not that much...
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