Season 1, Episode 6: "Something to Save"
Eli: I looked for a "Thanks for convincing your father to represent me at my disbarment hearing" card, but I couldn't find one.Taylor: Did you look next to the "Sorry I called off our wedding because of the guy from Wham" display?
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Season 1, Episode 5: "One More Try"
Maggie: Okay, so, we know he owns a surf shack, right. Ah so maybe we can narrow down the candidates by posing as surf journalists, then...Eli: Town's about a block long Veronica Mars.
Maggie: If you're so smart you find it.
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Eli: I know this is a strange question.
Patti: Like you ask any other kind.
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Taylor: Your ex-girlfriend's a lesbian?
Matt Dowd: Who isn't these days?
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Matt Dowd: I need your breasts
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Matt: The only thing worse than losing the love of your life is having her find the love of hers.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Eli: Mr. McCann, my associate Maggie Dekker.Maggie: Pleased to meet you, Coma Guy... Mr. Coma Guy... McCann, Mr. McCann.
Eli: Don't mind her, she has Tourette's.
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Jordan: I'm a lawyer, I look for loopholes.
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Freedom"
Tow Truck Driver: Ipso facto, car goes back-o.Eli: You're not using "ipso facto" correctly.
Tow Truck Driver: Not helping your case.
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Dr. Chen: Just chill, do exactly which you did last time - follow the signs. If things get really bad come see me - I'll give you a little needle action.
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