Favorite Emily Owens, M.D. Quotes
Personally, I find gossip so irritating.
Cassandra
Emily: When I want to escape, I think about Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music, twirling her skirt on top of that mountain.
Patient: Not working.
Will: Stop judging me.
Emily: I'm not judging you. But if I were judging you, I'd be thinking that you should've waited for the results.
Will: But you're not...
Emily: Judging? No.
Okay, keep breathing. You are on a mountain leading seven delightful children in song.
Emily: You're supposed to be making me like you less, remember?
Will: Right, okay, yeah, so suck it up then. Grow a pair?
[to Emily] I was up all night suturing oranges practicing for my gallbladder. Were you up all night practicing on your banana?
Cassandra
Cassandra: I hear the first intern to cut is the one to look up to around here.
Emily: If you can deal with the fact that you played dirty...
Cassandra: I certainly can.
Emily: I would appreciate it if you wouldn't call me a bitch.
Patient: Sorry. Dr. Bitch.
Emily: Damon is...
Sophie: A douchebag.
Emily: Yeah. He really is.
Emily: Okay, now I'm nervous. Where'd the bat come from?
Will: My car.
Emily: Road rage, much?
Will: No, batting cages. When I'm pissed. I'm pissed.