Andrew: I have a proposition for you.
Ari: A wife swap tonight, how's the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I'm talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?

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My wife will love her, trust me. And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money

Ari [to Andrew about his wife]

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Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!

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At the end of the day, she' just another young girl trying to make a name for herself and you're just another old fuck that's going to need to take a pill to keep up with her

Ari [to Andrew about Lizzy]

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