Entourage

Entourage "Aquamom" Quotes

Ari [to Lloyd]: I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on!
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[on Drama picking a girl...]
Turtle: Fifty hot girls have walked by, the guy's had a problem with every one of them.
Eric: That's cause none will look at him
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Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.
Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
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Ari [holding up finger]: What the f**k is this?
Lloyd: Your finger.
Ari: It's dust Lloyd, it's f**king dust! Why is it here?!
Lloyd: The cleaning staff's on strike. You know that.
Ari: They strike, you work. Your Asian, you're supposed to be a neat freak
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Lloyd: You do have a lovely view.
Ari: It's West f**king Hollywood, Lloyd! And what I got is nine people and 1,400 square feet
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Drama: You could use the exercise anyway, fatboy.
Turtle: Yeah, why don't you race me up you 50 year old cocksucker!
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Drama: You're telling me I couldn't be repped at this s**thole?
Turtle: You've been repped at bigger s**tholes
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Ari: Big week. The kind of week you will remember your whole lives. Like the week you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do. Ninth grade...
Eric: Oh, one of the boys on the chess team, Ari?
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[on Vince picking a girl for the Aquaman premiere]
Ari: You've been bagging every girl west of Sapova the past six months. Just pick the one skank that's gonna photograph well and be done with it.
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Drama: I begged Mom to come to my Viking Quest DVD release party. She said no! What could possibly get her to come to this?
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